Making the Oscars Matter

Who doesn't love David Niven and streakers at the Oscars?

But enough about that. Last week I had a column published about the Academy Awards, and ways I think it could be made better.

Granted, the comments didn't have some bad ideas either — like re-creating "Weekend at Bernie's."

I love the awards, and more importantly, I love complaining about them. Read my demands!

CLICK HERE to read the column.