What Are You Up To Tonight?: "Bright Star"

"Nice shoes." - John Keats

2009 thus far has been so-so for movies. But that's why we can thank our lucky stars the fall is coming in nicely, and that means a forthcoming onslaught of Oscar-potential movies. Or, at least, films of attempted distinction. And George Clooney. OK, stuff that doesn't have "revenge" or "2" in the title.

That's why, I feel the need to endorse a marvelous new movie, "Bright Star." It's totally worth a weirdo blog post.

My top ten list for this year has been lacking, and this is the first straight drama of this year that left me actually feeling something, aside from annoyance. For the sake of laziness, here are 5 reasons to see "Bright Star.":

1. It's Sincere.

- A costume drama without revisionist overtones? Eat your cake Kirsten Dunst. Plus, it's a drama that doesn't botch the drama, like with heavy strings or showy performances.

2. Jane Campion.

- I'm a sucker for directors that went to art school (Gus Van Sant, David Gordon Green). Their styles tend to reach for the poetic, and how appropriate is that when dealing with the love life of romantic John Keats? Also, Campion is only one of a few female directors to be nominated at the Oscars. And she made "The Piano." "The PIANO."

3. Relatable?

- How many people know this relationship story?: An on-again, off-again relationship between a gifted literary figure, and a sweet and subtle working girl with artistic inclinations? Sounds like about a 1000 college relationships. Except, this one doesn't end in bull-shitty theatrics and screaming. It's deep and true love. And not in a way that makes me spiteful!

4. Dig this: A Good Story, with Great Acting?

Did you know Abbie Cornish could act? And I was all like, "where the hell have I seen her?" She's beautifully fiery, and not in an annoyingly Julia Roberts way. Ben Wishaw? Yeah, he's great too. He portrays Keats as an enigmatic, amiable figure. Cute too, what with all the blue and top hats. Plus, it's a simple love story. I'm sure you can guess the ending — you did have poetry units in high school right? — but it doesn't matter. The feeling is romantic, tried and true.

5. Statue Bait.

I see Actress, Supporting Actor, Director, Photography, Costume Design, Art Direction, and possibly even writing. Maybe even a best picture nod with 10 these days.

In conclusion: SEE "BRIGHT STAR." It's better than "Couples Retreat," I can assure you.