Guess who's back?!This game has failed, many times... but I've got a pretty good feeling about this one. So saddle up pardners! You know the game: Create a funny/clever/funky caption, and put it in the comments. PLUS! The winner will actually get a prize this week.
The winner will have their autobiography introduction written by me, immediately. Five paragraphs, and I'll even make you sound cool. Like George Clooney, or Oliver North.
So, captions are on! Put in the comments. NOW.
6 comments:
Cimmaron meets Simba:
"Let's get the hell OUTTA HERE!!!"
Only because I'm really curious to see what you would put in my autobiography:
"Seabiscuit 2: The only thing worse than the Great Depression is the lion that ate Tobey Macguire."
MATT H: "Before a massive re-write, this was the animal from the soon to be summer blockbuster smash hit, Splice.
I give you Lionhorse."
With the shuttle program coming to a close, NASA scientists have turned to animal transport experiments to occupy their time.
"We're just trying to find the awesomest combination," said an anonymous astrophysicist. "Next up, bears!"
NASA has already tried bears: http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/2010/05/04/21-animals-riding-other-animals/BearHorse.jpg
There will be no winner. As none of these were funny enough...
OK. OK. They were all pretty damn funny.
I just couldn't pick winners, because I didn't feel like writing an intro.
Lapin, I'll just copy Oliver North's bio intro.
Mark, I'll copy Walden.
Matt, I'll copy Larry Flint's.
Anonymous, uh, Kim Kardashian?
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