Caption Context 10: Summer Spectacle!

Guess who's back?!

This game has failed, many times... but I've got a pretty good feeling about this one. So saddle up pardners! You know the game: Create a funny/clever/funky caption, and put it in the comments. PLUS! The winner will actually get a prize this week.

The winner will have their autobiography introduction written by me, immediately. Five paragraphs, and I'll even make you sound cool. Like George Clooney, or Oliver North.

So, captions are on! Put in the comments. NOW.

Caption Context 9: Contest Lives!

Hell, I got three images this time around! That means, you got three chances to come up with somethin' funny.

You know this game. Come up with a caption, and put it in the comments ... babe.

Don't be shy. And if you are, post anonymous. If the clever and cool caption you come up, doesn't want to post first time 'round, just click enter again. And all will be well.

Winners will be announced next week, as saviours of my humility!

Do it!

Caption Context 8: Just When You Thought It Was Dead...

Hopkins sends me this:

You know the deal. Come up with a funny/insightful/truthy caption, and put it in the comments. Not the butt.

I already have one, but, you try?

Post Stuff: Bear In Cab

And that's about it.

I've tried, and failed at the caption contest...

But this thing begs for dialogue! So put it in the comments!

Caption Context 7: Origin of the Species

Same game. You come up with the caption. Put it in the comments. A winner be announced next week.

Caption Context 6: Well I think this is funny.

Still the same.

Give this image an appropriately amusing caption (in the comments section), and the winner will be announced next week. No, I do not think this is a cruel photo, as it is/was a great nightmare of mine — the betrayal of a toilet. Ever see "Look Who's Talking Too?"

Happy haunting!

Last Week's Winner, and Only Contestant for the photo of the Dog what had the goofy teeth:

"Hey there, sailor! Like what you see?"

- Mark M.

Caption Context 5: Limping of the Contest

Courtesy of SOMETHINGAWFUL.com

"Hey there, sailor! Like what you see?"

- Mark M.

This week's delicious image. Look at it! It's got teef!

You know the score. Give this bitch (it could be lady) some funny, fancy captioning. And unlike Cracked, you're shit may get read.

Last Week's Winner: Priestley. I dare not repeat. So find the post.

Leave your captions, or god forbid, comments, down low.

Caption Context 4: The Return of the Contest

Sorry 'bout that.

Add computer troubles with a recent surgery, and you've got a dude who's a little behind on, well, everything. But, this is back, and hopefully I can get some o' youse folks commenting again.

With that, I present this week's textless image:

Just precious.

The rules are simple. Give that baby an appropriately amusing (or fuckin' hysterical) caption in the comments section. Ze winner will be announced next week. Go get 'em.

Caption Context #3

ENTRIES DEADLINE EXTENDED TO MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 7th. WINNER ANNOUNCED THEN. DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTY (not popularity mind you... my craptop's been stalling.)

Same game. Fresh photo.

Take a look at this one, and think of some pants-pissing, slap-happenin' text to go with it. This week's image has been brought to you by the letter @:

Thanks @Hopkizzle. Eek. Got an image? Sling it my way.

And this week's winner, which I stand by, comes from JaMolnar:

Why this one? John Hughes is relevant. You get that, and this hysterically surreal. Woof.

Tied for second? Mark & Eric's delightful contributions: "I hate Mondays ... on the Moon!" & "Feels Good Man." Oh, and thank you all for the variations on the use of the word "pussy."

It's never unfunny.

Thanks for the growing number of participants. Let's keep it quip-y and clever. Or fucking retarded.

Caption Context #2

You know the deal.

Make this Space Kitty funny. Leave a caption in the comments. Winner announced sometime this weekend.

And last week's winner? Carlos Cutlery, with his ill-advised caption:

Thanks to the other (Jes, Lan) that participated. Let's make a thing out of this.

Caption Context #1

In the tradition of The New Yorker's caption contest, and Cracked.com's "Craptions," I bring you the first edition of my highly original, innovative and excting "Caption Contexts."

The title will be subject to change when I come up with something better than "Caption Text," "Craptions" or "Caption Contest." And all the images will be found, taken, and or approved by me. So if you got a cool, funny, unique, funky, whatever kinda image ... just send it.

With that, this is simple:

Look at the picture.

Leave a caption (4Chan-esque allowed...).

The winner be announced and placed on the image by August 14th.

Check it:

And for the sake of examples: