They Will Never Take Our Independence Day.

"I may, or may not know this person."

Hey folks. To the now 15 people that read this, I'll be out of town for the 4th my friends.

So, in the spirit of patriotism, and mainly blowin' shit up, I present you a fireworks festival, from the safety of your own computer screen. That's why I've picked the following videos to share with you: They contain fireworks, and they almost made me laugh. Why, I remember high school and my fetish for fire, like it was yesterday. One of my best friends always had the bottom line on the fanciest of fireworks, and we blew all of them up, everywhere from his electrical box to back windows of his car. Ahh good times. He was arrested recently.

Have a happy and safe 4th, everyone!

1. This isn't the worst idea. At least it's better than the usual idiots, losing control of their works in the backyard. This concept was totally under control.

2. I mean, the AFV crap nearly kills it ... but it's a freakin' psycho dog with a Roman candle!

3. I can't embed this one, but I also insist insist enough that you watch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIF63jhRQcw&feature=fvw

4. Funny how the 1812 Overture has become the American anthem for makin' things 'esplode!

5. Lastly, this video was recorded in my own backyard. Enjoy!