A Few Thoughts on This Day:
1. I'm not Irish, at all. I've often asserted that whatever Irish I have in me, the .08 percent that I have each year, is acquired through stereotypical drinking. Or someone was raped long ago... But have a happy holiday nonetheless!
2. I missed the Chicago River being dyed green. Dang.
3. There like, a Patty's Pub anyone wants to meet up with me at?
4. Sean Connery was Scottish right?
5. Have jokes about Irish, Chicago cops gone out of style?
6. Any chicks out there wearing those stupid flippy rings in a way that allows me to hit on you?
7. Fuck "Boondock Saints." I'm willing to fight over that shit.
8. Had a Second City classmate bemoan the fact that there was no South Side Irish parade last Sunday. I mean, it's only like, what, 60 arrests? That jackass I saw on ABC looked like he was having a good time.
9. Any green pukes you wanna share in the comments? I'll tell you about that that Chick and all that Guiness, '07, if you're interested. Put it in the comments.
10. Watch this and have a good green, if not probably grey day:
Editorial Note: It's damn sunny outside!
